Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Johnson stops eating

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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