- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

...NO.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Republicans

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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