What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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