bum sex lol

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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