- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Hi? No!!!!!

W.N.B.A.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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