whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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connor sucks

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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vbh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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