- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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