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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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19th amendment

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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