The WNBA

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Women's Rights.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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