A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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sarah taylor

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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