McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Niki Minaj's ass

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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