- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What looks like a dick? A penis

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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