- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Chicken penis.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Your social life.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Where do babies come from? My garage

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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