- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Knock Knock.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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