Male penises.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Anti Joke

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