- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Jason Connor.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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