whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

what do gay people eat?? food

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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