- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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