A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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NASCAR

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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imadewords

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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