roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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