- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

your mom

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Hippopatomous!

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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