ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Farts smell bad!

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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