- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A fat boy walked into a party

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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