I know a black girl named beyonca.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

connor sucks

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

The 13th Amendment...

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

It smells like triangles in here.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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