im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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9/11/2001

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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