- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

asian drivers.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Garry Glitters on here

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Matty B

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

sarah taylor

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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