Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A black guy with his family.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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