- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's up? A direction...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

69, hahaha

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Wade's the father

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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