What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

joe diragi makes paul look straight

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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