- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A fat boy walked into a party

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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