What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Do you believe this will change?

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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hot diggity dog

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Do you know what they say? Words

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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