Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Civil Rights.

The horse said "nay."

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

The penn state football administration

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Gabe Mercado

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

ha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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