Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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MICHAEL

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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hi

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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your a towel.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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