How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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whos gay? you are

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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