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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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OBAMA

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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42

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Asians

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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