- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How did th-A fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why was Timmy sad?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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