A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Do you need any assistance?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Hi.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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