What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Black Veil Brides.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Women's football

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

memes

What's brown and sticky? Poo

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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