why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Blarg

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Anti jokes.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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