what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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