- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What is worse

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Chuck Norris.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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