What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Alt F4

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Men's rights.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Your mom

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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