Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Do you need any assistance?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Video Games

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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