You just won the game...

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What is worse than hell?

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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69, hahaha

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Rock mattress.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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monkey sponge

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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