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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A jew go out of a bar

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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