God is real

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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GINGER PEOPLE

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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