A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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who farted your mother

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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A black goes to college

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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