How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Hello

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

I like to eat people

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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