- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What is a question?

knock knock

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Guess what? No.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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