What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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