Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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