why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Women's rights...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Nice weather we're having.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Compton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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