why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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ha.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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hot diggity dog

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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