Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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