why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Anti Joke

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