Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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( o Y o )

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Whats9+10 19

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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