- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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