how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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PENlS.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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this is a joke

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Period Blood

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