Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Patrick is gay

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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