what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Anti Joke

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