- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

SC Johnson a Family Company

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

That's Racist

Gestapo.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats better than 24................. 25

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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